1. Vibrators Were Invented For Something Else

   

Apparently, the beloved vibrator was originally invented in the 19th century as a way to reduce ‘hysteria’ in women. Little did they know its true use!

2. Sex Releases Hormones That Prevent You Pissing

   

The body releases an antidiuretic hormone when you orgasm, that prohibits you from natures call but make sure you don't hold it for too long, or you could risk infection.

3. Lube Makes It Easier To Orgasm

   

Are things down below not moist enough? Lube is your answer! Close to 50% of men and women who used lube said it made it easier to have an orgasm, according to a study out of Indiana University's Centre for Sexual Health Promotion. Get all the lube you need HERE.

4. Lesbians Have The Most Orgasms

   

Too bad, straight ladies but when it comes to the Big-O, lesbians come first. A study that looked at the relationship between sexual orientation and orgasm occurrence found that heterosexual women climaxed 61.6% of the time, while homosexual women climaxed 74.7% of the time and bisexual women climaxed 58% of the time.

5. Semen Is Low In Calories

   

For those that like a liquid dessert, you’ll be glad to know that it won’t hurt the scale. There are only 36 calories in a teaspoon!

6. Nipplegasms Are Real

   

As if the human body wasn’t fascinating enough you can add Nipplegasms to the list. The way it works: Nipple stimulation releases oxytocin, which can cause the uterine and vaginal contractions associated with orgasm. This brings more blood flow to the genitals and, for some lucky women, cause an orgasm.

7. The Elderly Have A LOT Of Sex

   

Odds are this will comes as a surprise to you and for good reason as nearly a third of women over 80 still, have sex with their partners! And one-third of men and one-quarter of women over 50 have performed oral sex over the past year. If that didn’t put images in your head you wish weren’t there… the elderly are currently experiencing the biggest spike in sexually transmitted infections among all age groups and to top it off, three-quarters of 70-year-old men are still able to impregnate a woman. Go on, grandma and grandpa!

8. Female Orgasm Is Designed To Induce Pregnancy

   

We seem to have our thinking all wrong. The rhythmic pulsating motion of the vaginal walls during the female orgasm is designed to push sperm up toward the uterus and into the cervix. I guess pleasure is just an added bonus!

9. Straight Men Comprise More Than Half The Audience For Online Transgender Porn

   

A meta-study of one billion online searches for porn concluded that transgender porn is the fourth-most popular form of porn viewed across the planet. To top that off, straight men are the primary consumers of it. Things aren’t always as clear-cut as they seem.

10. Left Testicles Tend To Hang Lower Than Right Ones

    

Go ahead, grab your partner, or have a look in the mirror!

11. Female Penguins Engage In A Form Of Prostitution

    

And you thought it was just Suzy from that dodgy part of town. Apparently not, as researchers have repeatedly observed female penguins exchanging sexual favours with male penguins that aren’t their mates in exchange for pebbles they will use to build nests for their babies. Female penguins gotta do what female penguins gotta do.

12. Fat Men Have More Sexual Endurance Than Thin Men

    

Multiple studies have confirmed that it takes severely overweight men nearly three times as long to ejaculate as it does their much slimmer counterparts. Still best to shift those extra pounds mind but enjoy all of those night long sessions as you do!

13. There Are Two Types Of Female Orgasms

    

The male orgasm is pretty straight up! However, with women, they are a bit more complicated (as expected). Women can have two types of orgasms: vaginal and clitoral! Though both are enjoyable on their own, when done together, the experience can be mind-blowing! More reason for you and your partner to get THIS.

14. Animals Love Oral Sex Too

    

It seems us humans aren’t the only ones interested in performing cunnilingus and fellatio! Wolves, bears, and bats are also known to participate in the practice quite often. You’ll never look at Baloo from the Jungle Book in the same way again.

15. The Average Time To Erection Is A Mere 10 Seconds

    

That’s for men under the age of 40 and for a few it is shorter. However, if it takes much longer than ten seconds, it may be an indication of erectile dysfunction.

16. Aroused Men Get Erect Nipples

    

It’s not just you, ladies! Approximately 60% of men who get aroused have erect nipples. The nipples are just as sensitive in men as they are in women, which is why so many men get erect nipples. Give your man a little tug next time you want to give him a pleasurable surprise.

17. The Clitoris Has More Nerves Than The Penis

    

The clitoris houses 8,000 nerve fibres! That is twice as many contained in the penis. As such, it is this area that most helps a woman reach orgasm. Gentlemen, please take note!

18. Female Masturbation Is Quicker Than Intercourse

    

For a woman attempting to reach climax, it will take you upwards of 10-20 minutes to reach climax during intercourse whereas a quick toilet break can do the job in a very impressive 4 minutes!

19. Men Have A G-Spot

    

It turns out women aren’t the only ones as men have an area on their body similar to the holy female ‘G-Spot’ grail which can bring about extreme pleasure when stimulated. It’s the prostate, and it’s located right under his bladder. It can be reached by placing a finger inside of his anus and moving it in a circular motion. Best inform him beforehand though.

20. Simultaneous Orgasms Are Extremely Rare

    

Annoyed when he falls fast asleep before you’ve had your turn? Well, sadly, partners orgasming together is very rare. Interestingly enough, orgasming at all should be considered an achievement, especially for women: Jezebel reported that roughly 75% of men in relationships always have an orgasm with their partner, compared to 30% of women.

21. Sperm Are Super Swimmers

    

Although sperm looks like a clear-white gooey mess outside the body, inside a woman, they can swim pretty damn fast. According to The Naked Scientist, sperm can travel up to 5 mm per minute, which, if scaled up to size, would be equivalent to a salmon swimming 500mph or a whale swimming 15,000mph! Ejaculate is even faster, coming at a reported 28mph, that’s why it’s best to keep those eyes shut.

22. People Kiss An Average of 2 Weeks In A Lifetime

    

The average amount of time spent locking lips for a person in a lifetime is 20,160 minutes. That’s 2 full weeks of kissing!

23. The Vagina Has Over 1,000 Recognised Euphemisms

    

Whether you call it your, Cha-Cha, Moo, Va-JayJay, Flower, Pootang, Muff, Coochie, and so on and so forth, the vulva has more than 1,000 terms recognized in the English language. I wonder how many the penis has?

24. Sperm Are A DNA Powerhouse Of Information

    

Forget about that new iPhone X 256GB phone. A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. One ejaculation represents a data transfer of 15,875 GB, equivalent to the combined capacity of 62 Mac Book Pro laptops!

25. No Need For A Vibrator When You Have Candles

     

    

After fingers and vibrators, candles are the phallic objects used most often by female masturbators. So if the budget won’t stretch to a vibrator this month, fear not and pop down to Asda and pick up a lovely 6-pack of cream pillar candles for £5.